• A man wearing a checkered blazer, a patterned tie, and a fedora, smiling with his eyes closed against a background of a cloudy sky and a building.

    Jinx Cumby, Solicitor Without Portfolio

    “It has been stated to me on many occasions that Duval is the most astute collector in the known world and Ohio already, and I am inclined to agree with him.”

  • A smiling woman with blonde hair, wearing a pink top, outside in nature.

    Trixie Squab, Longshoreman

    “The Louis XIV electric bidet is sooo dreamy, but that crumb-bum Bruce neglected to include the how-to instructions.”

  • An elderly man with angled blonde hair, wearing a white shirt and brown vest, smiling while holding a glass of clear beverage. On the table are a bottle labeled 'Thunderbolt', a container labeled 'Instant Postum', and a box of 'Genuine Victory Cigarettes Medium'. The background shows blurred shelves filled with books.

    Lawrence Spackle, Playwright

    “I did business with Señor Duval some years ago to obtain the rare My Little Pony Family Fun Corral Set, but, to my everlasting chagrin, discovered that he sent me The Precious Moments Nazi War Atrocities Collection instead. What gives?”

  • Three men in uniforms and a man in a suit, with the man in the foreground smiling and looking directly into the camera.

    P.R. Deltoid, Post-Corrective Advisor

    “There was a bit of a nastiness last night, yes. Some very extreme nastiness, yes. A few of a certain Billyboy’s friends were ambulanced off late last night, yes. Your name was mentioned.”